متن آهنگ Evil Twin از Eminem

متن آهنگ Evil Twin از Eminem

Yeah Tryna figure out the difference But I think, think the lines are starting to get blurred I'm in a strange place I feel like Ma$e when he gave up the game for his faith I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints Grimmin' every stranger in the place while I gaze into space 'Cause I'm mentally rearrangin' his face I need a change of pace 'Cause the pace I'm workin' at's dangerous There's nowhere to dump this anger, and thanks to this angst I done quit chicken heads cold turkey And started slowly roastin' 'em 'Cause that's where most of my anger is based F-your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints I just wanna hurt you, aim for the skanks Then aim for all these fake Kanyes, Jays, Waynes and the Drakes I'm frustrated 'cause ain't no more N'Sync, now I'm all out of whack I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack I'm going all out in this rap sh- and whatever the fallout is I'm strapped for battle, suck a duck Crawl out the back, it's a bar fight Prepare your arsenal And beware of barstools flyin' through the air and bottles breakin', mirrors also And I ain't stoppin' 'til the swear jar's full "You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall" (Palin) Oh, my bad And next time I show up to court, I'll be naked and just wear a law suit Judge be like, "That's sharp, how much that motherf- cost you? Smart a-, you're lucky I don't tear it off you And jump your bones, you sexy motherf- You're so f- gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you au jus 'Cause alls you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo" Evil twin, take this beat now, it's all you I believe people can change, but only for the worse I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse So satanic, K-Mart chains panic 'cause they can't even spin back the curse words 'Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfu- (Your mother) (your parents) And these kids are like parrots They run around the house just like terrorists Screamin', "F-, sh-, f-" Adult with a childish like arrogance Wild ever since the day I came out, I was like, "Merits? F- that, I'd rather be loud and I like swearin'" From the first album even the gals were like, "Tight lyrics, dreamy eyes" But my f- mouth was nightmareish And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this And opposition felt the opposite Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums Often as I can and skim through all them b- To make sure I keep up with my competition (haha) Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes Borderline genius who's bored of his lines And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now Feel like I might just strike first, then ignore the replies This darkness closing in (evil twin) There it goes again (evil twin) It controls my pen (my evil twin) But that ain't me, it's my evil twin (Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin) But he's just a friend (evil twin) Who pops up now and again (evil twin) So don't blame me (evil twin) Blame him, it's my evil twin (Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin) (Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend You have slept for quite some time) So who's left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber? Nah, F with Christina I ain't f- with either Jessica neither Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than strep with the fever Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3's Feel like I'm burnin' to death, but I'm freezin' Bedridden and destined never to leave the Bedroom ever again, like the legend of Heath-uh Ledger My suicide notes barely legible Read the bottom, it's signed by The Joker Lorena said I never can leave her She'll sever my wiener I ever deceive her F- that sh-, bi- Give up my d- for -ssy? I'll be Jerry Mathers I ever left it to Beaver Get them titties cut off tryna mess with a cleaver Golly-wally, I vent, heat register, Jesus Ever since 19946 Dresden it was definitely in my destiny When on the steps, I met DeShaun at Osborn I'd never make it to sophomore I just wanted to skip school and rap Used to mop floors, flip burgers and wash dishes While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for 'em 'Cause I took book smarts and swapped for 'em They were sleepin', I made 'em stop snorin' Made 'em break out the popcorn Now I've been hip hop in its tip-top form Since N.W.A. was blarin' through my car windows Leaning on the horn, screamin', "F- the police" like cop porn Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped coin F- top 5, bitch, I'm top 4 And that includes Biggie and Pac, who- And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that third and that fourth spots for? And as crazy as I am, I'm much tamer than him And I'm nuts, then again, who the f- wants a plain Eminem? But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin) Please come in, what was your name again? Hi, f-ggot Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there Two rabbits, a koala bear, and a ball of hair And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's so small up there Peace to Whitney, jeez, just hit me That I should call the Looney Police to come get me 'Cause I'm so sick of being the truth I wish someone'd finally admit me Into a mental hospital with Britney Oh, LMFAO, no way Jose Baez couldn't beat this rap, O.J., no Hooray, I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony, hey ho (hey ho) I sound like I'm tryna sing the f-' chorus to "Hip Hop Hooray" No, I'm hollerin', you got bottom-end like an 8-0-8 And I (base) whether we're f- off that instead of your face so Let your low-end raise, yo Tango, what you think, ho? Slow dancin' or bowling? You tryna hold hands with your homie? What, you think I'm lookin' for romance 'cause I'm lonely? Change that tune, you ain't got a remote chance to control me Ho, I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner Superman tried to f- me over, it won't hurt Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work So are you, but you're broke 'cause you don't work But all bullsh- aside, I hit a stride Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize 'Cause we are the same, bitch